bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via high-school-drop-out-baby)

Another! #pencil #art #drawing

Another! #pencil #art #drawing

Tried a new thing. Kinda. #drawing #art #colors #sketch

Tried a new thing. Kinda. #drawing #art #colors #sketch

breerun:

queennubian:

preach Jada!

ME IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE LATELY

Me on tumblr lately

(Source: lohan, via hbkheartbreak)

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse, via kaleidoscopeheartts)

christianmingle:

on my deathbed i will think to myself “what did i do with my life did i even really live???” and the answer to that question will depend on how close i ever came to rihanna

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via dantastiq)

funnyandhilarious:

Just Let It In »
"Is your older brother hot"

— Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

(Source: emerant, via dantastiq)

kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

image

(Source: killllua, via dantastiq)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via thegreatnessideserve)